Bro code rule on dating
The version was written by Barney Stinson with Matt Kuhn.
The audiobook is voiced by Neil Patrick Harris, the actor who portrays Barney Stinson.
If a bro is out of employment the other bros should pull strings to get him another gig.
Never make your bro look bad especially in front of a lady he is targeting.
Breaking this particular code is tantamount to bro-treason, it’s sacrilegious and unforgiveable.
If your bro’s girlfriend calls to inquire where he was last night you shall always claim to have been with him even when you haven’t met the said bro for a month.
Out in the world you may be hold a very powerful position but when it comes to your bros that will never stop them from reproaching you when you lose touch with reality.
Dating cousins is allowable, but the bro is obligated to treat her with great respect and never reveal graphical details of their sexual encounters.
When two bro’s, fall for the same lady, the guy with the longest dry spell is given the first shot.6) A bro shall fulfill his wingman duties with uttermost seriousness When a bro tasks you to being his wingman for the night, you must drop all your initial plans and report for this divine duty.
When a bro is forced to spend the night lying on the same bed with another man, both shall sleep with all clothes on (shoes and ties too).
A buffer zone shall be created between the two, with both parties sleeping while facing opposite sides of the bed.